FINALLY! The Democrats Have A Candidate That Can Knock Off Trump!

ㅤô¿ô …The title is meant to be satire. Unfortunately it is not. But the candidate is not John Kerry. It’s Beto O’Rourke. Beto has so many things going for him that I don’t see how Beto could lose:

1) Beto can win Texas in the electoral college.

2) Beto is a White male whose district is 80% Hispanic.

3) Beto will be popular with young voters because he is only 46 years old.

4) Beto was born in El Paso so he can claim first hand experience with illegal immigration.

5) Unlike the rest of the Dem hopefuls, Beto hasn’t achieved sufficient notoriety in Congress to be viewed as a Washington insider. As observed in recent history, insiders are destined to lose.

6) Hollywood is falling in love with Beto.

7) Obama is already praising Beto.

8) Even though Beto spouts progressive rhetoric, he will likely turn out to be a conservative Dem. For example, Beto voted against DACA. Hell. I myself am sick of Trump’s lies not accomplishing anything. I might even vote for Beto.

The future doesn’t look good for the GOP.

Full story at Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire. Posted here on 11/29/18. See “john kerry, beto o’rourke.”

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